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Goodbye 2014, Welcome 2015! (or, 17 Minutes of News & Ums)

Seriously, I was not cut out for “off the cuff” speeches. This message can get you the perfect pre-party buzz before you hit the NYE scene tonight. Just take a drink of your preferred alcoholic beverage every time I say “um.” 😉 You’ll either be pleasantly buzzed (for the more experienced drinkers) or totally smashed (for the lightweights like me). Fun times!

All jokes aside, please be careful tonight as you venture into the world to ring in the New Year. Be smart, be safe, and have fun. Thank you for spending 2014 with me. I can’t wait to do it again in 2015. Ciao, bellas! *mwah*